Gabrielle: A scroll should be sung not told.
♫ well, listen to my story about Gabrielle, A cute little gal that’s lookin’ really swell. Perfect hair such a lovely lass, nice round breasts and a firm, young —- ♫
Xena: —- Are you out of your mind?
Gabrielle: Too loud? Are you worried we’re gonna get there, and the fish will be gone?
Xena: I’m worried we’re gonna get there, and the fish will be armed.
jajajajajjajajajajaja OMG!